> Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

> 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

>

> One should love animals. They are so tasty.

> 每个人都应该热爱动物，尤其是煮熟的。

>

> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

> 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

>

> Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

> 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

>

> Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

> And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

> 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；

> 每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

>

> Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

>

> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

> 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

>

> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

> 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

>

> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

>

> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

> 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

>

> Children in backseats cause accidents.

> Accidents in backseats cause children.

> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外；后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

>

> "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

> “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，还是再睡一会吧。

>

> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律在每个上午醒来。

>

> "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?

> “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

>

> "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

> “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

>

> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面给你留了余地。

>

> When two's company, three's the result!

> 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

>

> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

> 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

>

> The more you learn, the more you know.

> The more you know, the more you forget.

> The more you forget, the less you know.

> So why bother to learn.

> 学的越多，知道的越多；

> 知道的越多，忘记的越多；

> 忘记的越多，知道的越少。

> 为什么学来着？！

为什么学来着？

活到老，学到老！
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
这是真的嘛？

回答了那么多，没有加分了，郁闷。。  

楼主，支持！  

原来还有这么多内幕啊，长见识了，呵呵  

初来乍到，请多多关照。。。  

哦...............  

好人一个