夸张地用英语形容胖、瘦、丑、笨、穷
你妈妈非常胖，当她乘电梯时，只能下楼。
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she can only go down.
你妈妈非常胖，她可以卖她的阴凉。
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
你妈妈非常胖，人们锻炼时绕着她慢跑。
Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
你妈妈非常胖，人们必须放宽洗澡帘。
Yo momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.
我妈妈非常瘦，她的睡衣只有一个条纹。
My momma is so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe
她非常丑，当她走进银行，他们关闭了摄像机。
She’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras
她非常丑，当她照镜子时，镜子里的影象迅速低下了头。
She's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
她这么丑，当她想参加选丑比赛时，他们说，“对不起，我们这不是专业比赛。”
She’s so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
她这么矮，你可以在她的驾证上看到她的脚
She’s so short you can see her feet on her driver's license!
她的房子这么脏，她走出房间时必须擦脚。
Her house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
她的头这么小，当她耳朵穿孔时，死掉了。
Her head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
她嘴唇这么大，抹冻疮膏必须发明喷射装置。
Her lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
她胳膊这么短，她必须倾斜脑袋才能挠到耳朵。
Her arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
她这么苯，她被锁在了副食店，饿死了。
She’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
她这么苯，她给我发了一个带邮票的传真。
She’s so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
她这么苯，她去电影院时，他们说，“17以下禁止入内”，她回家找了16个朋友来。
She’s so dumb when she went to the movies, and they said under 17 not admitted she went home and got 16 friends
她这么苯，当听说90%的犯罪发生在家里时，她搬家了。
She’s so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur in the home, she moved
她这么苯，错过了44路公共汽车，就改乘22路两次。
She’s so dumb when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
她这么胖，当她跳舞时，乐队都跟着跳跃。
She's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
她这么胖，必须在车道上熨裤子。
She’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
她这么穷，我看见她在街上踢一个罐头瓶，我问她在干什么，她说，“搬家。”
She is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
她这么穷，我摁门铃时，她嘴里发出“叮”的声音。
She's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,DING!
她这么丑，如果我的狗长成那个样子，我会把她的屁股刮干净，倒着溜狗。
She is so ugly, if my dog looked like that, I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.
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